Live Review: Freak Valley Festival 2026 – Day 2
Posted in Reviews on June 6th, 2026 by JJ KoczanI slept every minute that was available for sleep, woke up early for breakfast and photo-sorting, and slept again after that too. When I went to shower, nothing came out of the hot water, and when I went downstairs to report same, I got a cup of coffee that I promptly spilled in its entirety tripping back up the stairs. Because that’s who I am, damnit. If I’m not giving myself a reason to apologize, am I really living? Who would I even be without humiliation?
Freak Yoga before the day started was the right call. Restorative, fun, lighthearted, nonjudgmental and set to heavy music. Basically ideal. If I could bring myself to do it every day, I’m pretty sure I’d live forever. I’m all tight and sore and a bit of stretching and My Sleeping Karma is almost always going to help. The weather again was pretty grim at the start but was forecast to get nicer later on, if cool. I was just happy to not be falling asleep while anyone was playing.
Here’s my day:
Seedy Jeezus
There was a dump of rain a couple minutes before Seedy Jeezus went on, as if to refresh the mud in the photo pit. Ha. It was over by the time the set actually started, and so it was an unmitigated pleasure to see the Australian heavy blues rockers again. Steeped in ’70s, with melancholy in their newer stuff and boogie in the old and kind of both all along, they’re a trio who absolutely bleed the love for what they do on stage, and the smiles and warmth were infectious. Lex Waterreus on guitar and vocals, Paul Crick on bass and Mark Sibson on drums; no pretense, no bullshit, just get up and hit it. Not that I don’t dig elaborate when it’s called for, but Seedy Jeezus’ songs are so human, it would be silly if they played any other way. There was another deluge right about in the middle of their set, rain and wind, and even Waterreus noted being cold as he shook out his arms to loosen up. They mixed it up around stuff from last year’s Damned to the Depths (review here), and the folks in the side tent where I stood were on board for sure, and reasonably so. It wasn’t ideal with the cold and the wet, but it was as close as we were going to get to it, and they kicked ass regardless.
Howling Giant
They brought the sunshine, and their energy was no less life-giving. Was it weird that one of the sets I was most looking forward to this weekend was a band I saw all of three weeks ago? Maybe. I caught the first show of Howling Giant’s Euro tour at Desertfest Oslo (review here), and as this was the last one, the chance to bookend with them — because for some reason no matter how many times I invite myself they never bring me along (I’m kidding) — was something special and so was the set. All smiles, all relief, sun and cool air and harmonies even in the guitar solo of “Sunken City” later on, and you could feel the good time they were having. I stood by the side of the stage up front and was there the whole time after pictures. I didn’t go off to write or get more water or give in to that gotta-move impulse I always seem to feel at these things. I stood, enjoyed it, rocked out a bit, pulled my earplugs out for “Glass Future,” and so on. Somebody in the crowd blew bubbles. Dancing, headbanging, both accommodated by the band’s sound. Barring disaster, this won’t be the last I see of them this year, and I can’t help but look forward to the next one already. A dose of that will keep you going. Safe travels home and thanks to Howling Giant. I didn’t realize how much I needed that. Bonus points to Adrian Zambrano for the ‘fukice’ on his guitar. I’m not sure if that was there in Oslo, but yes.
Super Jet Kinoko
Operating in the finest tradition of dancey weirdo J-psych cosmic throb, Super Jet Kinoko were a left turn from the unabashed hooks of Howling Giant, but the vitality was still there and people were ready for it. I mean, as ready as you could be for the dancing bird, dual vocals, synth and hand-percussion extravaganza they put on. Planet Earth, not ready. Freak Valley though. Pulses from a drum machine added to the physicality, and the costumes even aside from the bird head, were no less on point than the techno aspect. One dude had his hippie sticks out and was going to town in the sunshine as the bassline shifted (dimensions), holding to motion on an ideological level even as they seemed to space out. The most raw-psych band of the fest so far, but clearly over-the-top was what they were going for, so it all made its own kind of sense in its absurdist nonsense. But busy as it was, there was plainly a plan at work, and for being a lot, you never felt like they lost control or didn’t know where they were going next, and that was apparent to me as someone who’d never seen or heard them before. They fit right in — Mr. Mushroomweinerpants jumping into the crowd, etc. — which cannot have been something they were used to doing. But people ate it up, which was really the only way to go.
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Are you hydrating? What and when did you last eat? Are you taking time to talk to people like a human might? Have you been to the merch yet? How badly do you wish you had your brimmed hat (because you have the beanie The Patient Mrs.’ Mom knit for your giant head) and sunglasses? How about you just find a spot and chill the fuck out? Remember to breathe, you antsy bastard.
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The Neptune Power Federation
Coming from Sydney, Australia, The Neptune Power Federation were a logical follow-up to Super Jet Kinoko, while bringing a different kind of theatricality to their presentation, at least as far as vocalist Screaming Loz Sutch goes. The songs were straightforward and rooted in classic hard rock, and Sutch was a definite presence on the stage, even beyond the headdress, while the band behind kept things moving with sneaky efficiency. A healthy push kept the crowd going, and I decided I should dig into Mondo Tomorrow, which they released in April and almost immediately followed with a redux of their first record. No, I don’t know the difference between the the original or the new one, but let that be emblematic of an oddball aspect that most definitely came through in the set as well. They covered Ratt’s “Bang Your Head (Metal Health)” — which they also do to close Mondo Tomorrow — and that was fun too, the audience clapping along as the Imperial Priestess Herself soared over one of the catchiest choruses the genre of metal ever produced. Indeed, heads banged. I felt like I needed more coffee to keep up, but no question they were all-in.
The Grand East
Considering their debut EP isn’t out yet, I’m guessing I’m not the only person in the crowd for whom this was a first exposure to The Grand East’s synthy sleaze, but folks have been ready to dance all day and in between their frontman mugging for the Rockpalast cameras, which to be fair were right in his face waiting for it, and the swap between electronic and organic drums, plus keyboards besides, there was plenty enough to help abate even the most persistent cases of the wiggles. Maybe wasn’t my thing, but I’ll check out that EP to confirm that, and I’m no fun anyhow. The assembled masses of Freak Valley, on the other hand, let rip like it was Friday night, which of course it was but you take my point. For being an apparently new band in a killer slot, The Grand East endeared themselves and won people over — helps that everybody loves shorty-shorts, I think, but there were howls — and were by no means dumb musically, careening and boogieing and ’70s here and ’80s there and ’00s garage a bit, taking seemingly disparate ideas and smashing them together like a hadron collider of shove. I went and ate some dinner, which I mention for accountability, and made it back for the finish as they tied it all together and drove the point home. That point? Look out.
Long Distance Calling
Clearly it was time to dig in, and progressive instrumentalists Long Distance Calling were to be the means to that end. The German five-piece celebrate their 20th anniversary this year and have a new album out called The Phantom Void to mark the occasion. Sans-vox prog feels like a setup for a band to be indulgent as hell, but what pulled me in the most was the sense of structure in the material, the fact that they had songs, and in that, I was even a little reminded of Karma to Burn (not a sonic comparison necessarily; more ethical), who of course were also (mostly) steadfast in their instrumental approach. Maybe some of My Sleeping Karma wistfulness in theree too. I guess comparing bands who write songs without singers in mind is pretty weak as regards insight — sorry — but Long Distance Calling were able to immerse their audience without diving headfirst into an effects wash or extended jams. And nothing against a band who does that — I like a lot of heavy instrumental jams — but the tighter rein and steady, methodical builds suited Long Distance Calling, and it wasn’t their fault that after the emergent gorgeousness of the afternoon, the rain started again while they were playing. Not too much, and not nearly enough to stop the people up front from clapping along at all, and fair enough for the reachout in the songs and the impact set alongside some of the float in the guitars. I ended up enjoying it more than I expected to, which sounds like a backhanded compliment but is intended with only the frontest of hands.
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I was pretty well cooked at this point in the evening. Long day, fair amount of sun, jetlag, old and out of shape; you name it. There was a longer break on the main stage before Messa, which allowed for Darmstadt’s Trails to play a set on the second stage — Greek punkrippers Frenzee did likewise between Messa and Goat — but on the one side of the sky was a gorgeous sunset and it was still raining, so naturally I started looking for the rainbow. It was behind me, of course. Double rainbow at Freak Valley 2026, y’all. Trails were plugging away with riffs and push in ample supply for all, and they pulled a lot of heads over to the corner of the property, but I made my way to a little spot and took the rest where/when I could get it because there was still more night to come, or let’s say the night at all since it was daylight until like 10PM.
We now return to your regularly scheduled review, which you never actually left…
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Messa
The Italian genremelders started out at a slow burn, and to be honest, that wasn’t what I needed at that point in the day, but dang they were immersive and their sway in those quiet moments is essential to who they are. I get it, is what I’m saying, I was just tired as crap, so when the blastbeats or the next bluesroller riff kicked in, it was refreshing. That expansive stylistic mindset has always felt intentional on the part of Messa. They quickly became masters of their approach, and have reaped acclaim accordingly — hyped far and wode, with a touring impulse to match — and by now they’re professionals as well as creative songwriters, so the hype is thoroughly justified. Melodic, dark, dynamic and continually growing, they were a shift from Long Distance Calling and Trails alike, and I guess from the day in general; there was so much dancing when the sun was out in the afternoon. There was still dancing, plus some making out — I don’t know when P.D.A. in my head went from “public display of affection” to “pathological demand avoidance” (look it up), but it did — and that probably wasn’t unreasonable either. Messa are a band heavy metal is lucky to have.
Goat
I was dead on my feet, which I mention not purely to complain — much as I do love that — but to emphasize the allure of Swedish freak-psych troupe Goat for making me stick around as long as I did. The band were in full regalia, costumes, fleshed out percussion arrangements, boogie from capital ‘e’ Elsewhere. Not my first time seeing them play, but I couldn’t tell you how many years it had been. What hit me about it was that for all the oddities, all the intricacies, all the twists and shuffles and changes and melt-your-chemicals that Goat have going on, so much of their sound relies on Rickenbacker bass as its launchpad. Worldly in the musical sense, they were the last party of the night for those still looking to get down, and you’ll get no argument from me if that was you, but my brain and body were destroyed even before Messa went on, so Goat played me out, and if I’m honest even at that point they put a little bounce in my step. When I got back to the hotel, I put on the Rockpalast stream and was glad to have the chance to do so. Talk about your sole-occupant wavelengths.
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The cab on my way out said he didn’t take a card. I don’t know why that’s a thing? Cash only? Does that make it easier to rip me off? I don’t even give a shit. Overcharge me. I’m going like a mile down the road. I will pay you 20 euro to get me there, I couldn’t care less. Just let me go to bed, goddamnit.
My fucking hero Alex Fuchs, who runs the transport here, saw me walking up from the AWO grounds to the road, pulled over, and gave me a lift. That is the tip of the iceberg why the first three words of that sentence were “my fucking hero,” but with no signal to get an Uber and no other prospects than standing there and waiting for someone who might take a card from my cashless ass (tomorrow I will get cash somewhere), holy crap was I grateful. Thank you, Alex. Like, forever.
There are more pics after the jump and day three starts with doom yoga shortly. See you there.





