Friday Full-Length: Queens of the Stone Age, In Times New Roman…
Posted in Bootleg Theater on June 12th, 2026 by JJ KoczanSome catchy-ass songs. I avoided the hoopla around the release of what’s still the latest Queens of the Stone Age full-length, In Times New Roman…, upon its release through Matador Records in 2023. Not being cool enough to get a promo helps in that regard, I suppose. The band are big enough that their online-fanbase retreated into the usual camps: old material is best; everything Josh Homme touches (except that woman’s camera that one time) is gold; it’s mid, etc. All arguments you’ve heard before, none of them based on more than a personal opinion. ‘Takes’ to be broadcast on social media. Spare me the opinions of dudes my age.
Queens of the Stone Age continue to be the five-piece of Homme, guitarists Dean Fertita (also keys and percussion) and Troy Van Leeuwen, bassist Mikey Shuman and drummer Jon Theodore, but the band also continues to belong to Homme. It’s his show, his songs, as the writing credits make clear, and in the case of the 10-song/47-minute In Times New Roman… — furthering Homme‘s lyrical predilection for twisting idioms and clichés into clever one-liners offering insights somewhere between drugged and genius; see also every song at one point or another — his production, helmed alongside a slew of engineers at his own studio and others. The implication is that more than 2017’s Villains (review here) and 2013’s …Like Clockwork (discussed here, review here), In Times New Roman… is true to who the band are in themselves 25-plus years into their career.
Fair enough for the sound of it. “Obscenery” opens with crucial swagger. If someday decades from now some cruel AI or whichever corporation ends up owning the world wanted to bring a Homme hologram back and have it write a record, I have to feel like some of the elements throughout here — the construction of the lyrics and riffs, the practiced overconfidence of one about to take a fall, the Bowie-ism, the way the guitar is manipulated to sound like various skronky weirdnesses, including a kazoo on the Beatles-y “Made to Parade,” and so on — would be plucked out and employed for fans to identify as proof of veracity. That is to say, In Times New Roman…, from the pun on ‘scenery’ onward, is very Queens of the Stone Age, but
what does that mean in terms of sound?
It depends on the song and it depends on what a given listener is bringing in terms of expectation. If you’re thinking Homme and his band of ace-pedigreed players are going to unfurl a desert-rocking fuzz collection like 1998’s self-titled debut (discussed here), kudos on your delusion. Couldn’t and wouldn’t happen anymore than I can go back to 1998 before my knee hurt all the time and I spent my days playing Final Fantasy. Though their connection to desert rock is indelible thanks to Homme having made his major-label breakthrough in Kyuss, despite setting an influence in the genre with 2002’s Songs for the Deaf, genre or the refining thereof has never been a huge part of their project, and In Times New Roman… finds them long since removed from that foundation.
But there are riffs, and it does rock, and, as noted, the songs are catchy. There are quirky details throughout as “Obscenery” and “Paper Machete” give over to the ultrahook of “Negative Space” before “Time and Space” gets a bit moody and “Made to Parade” sets itself to its own march. That’s side A, executed with and for momentum, purposefully and effectively, professionally. Tonally, Homme‘s guitar is given to more crunch on average than either of the previous two full-lengths, and to no surprise the band behind him is on point, with a string quartet and backing vocals in “Obscenery” — the strings come back in “Carnavoyeur,” “Sicily” and closer “Straight Jacket Fitting” — fleshing out the mood and space in Mark Rankin‘s mix in ways that the songs will continue to manipulate. The strut of “Made to Parade,” the open-into-the-chorus methodology of it and “Negative Space,” “Paper Machete,” the sense of reach in “Carnavoyeur” at the start of side B, are all quintessential Queens of the Stone Age. Identifiable markers.
Side B has always been a creative haven for the band, and while In Times New Roman… doesn’t bask in this the same way as, say, 2005’s Lullabies to Paralyze, or even …Like Clockwork, but the consuming chug at the end of “Carnavoyeur” speaks to branching out from the down-to-business-ness of the first half of the record, and the boogie rush of “What the Peephole Say” and the slower, minor-key string-infused theatricality of “Sicily” bear out the modus to some degree, as do the ’70s-arena-rock harmonies singing “Baby don’t care for me” in the penultimate “Emotion Sickness,” the title of which also appears in the lyrics to “Negative Space,” though the two songs seem otherwise thematically unrelated. This all leads to closer “Straight Jacket Fitting,” which is as big on attitude as it is in sound, and takes about the last third of its nine-minute runtime for a drifty acoustic-based reprise.
Prescient of 2025’s acoustic live EP Alive in the Catacombs (review here)? Maybe, but not out of character either way for the band, and one could say the same of the album as a whole. It’s in-character. With a quality of songcraft that’s unmistakable and a sound that flirts with heavy rock while refusing to commit to anything other than its own maximalism, In Times New Roman… is indeed “Made to Parade” many of the tropes that make Queens of the Stone Age who they are at this point. It adjusts the balance away from the willful, let’s-not-talk-about-it dancey vacuousness of Villains but isn’t quite as weighted emotionally as …Like Clockwork turned out to be. As porridges go, does that make it the one that’s just right?
I don’t know, and it’s an arbitrary question dependent largely on what the listener is bringing to the proceedings. That is, if you think Homme is tired as a songwriter and the band has little to offer rockers, that’s what you’re going to hear. If you’ve loyally followed the creative path that led Queens of the Stone Age to this point (and, now, beyond it), then In Times New Roman… is another forward step in that ongoing narrative. For me, it’s readily sing-alongable, and that in itself has value, and it brings a creative mindset — if formulaic in its own ways — to a genre that has zero other operators working at its level of commercial relevance. Ups and downs, as always, but all things considered, a stronger outing than I expected it to be. And again, it rocks. In the 2020s, that in itself feels like an accomplishment.
As always, I hope you enjoy.
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This week was a lot. Right up to Ruff Majik announcing a new record like 15 minutes ago. Hang on…
Okay, that’s posted.
Anyhow, I got back from Freak Valley this past Sunday, was home shortly before 5PM. Unpacking, showering, feeding the kid, normal routine stuff, bedtime. Standard come-home evening. The next day was Monday. She had a good day at school according to the stupid fucking metric that’s the only information the school actually gives us about her day. Sometime after pickup, I clicked send on the email to the school telling them we wanted outside placement for next year.
Monday evening, I asked The Patient Mrs. if she wanted to take the dog around the block, and she did and invited The Pecan, who generally would say no. She said yes, then started laying out ground rules — we had to go around twice, once with her bike and once on foot and it had to happen this way and did daddy have to come and blah blah blah and by the time they were getting out the door and The Patient Mrs. said with all due incredulousness “are you coming?” I waved her off with a correspondingly dickish “fuck it, no.”
Next I saw them they were sprinting in the house with blood running down The Pecan’s arm; bitten by a neighbor’s German shepherd. I was glad to be stoned. We tried to go to an urgent care down the way — becase the actual ER would take six hours and suck even worse — and they turned us out saying they closed at 8PM. It was 8:06. Not one word asking what happened; they pointedly didn’t look at The Pecan, whose crying and wimpering they had to have heard because, well, they fucking had ears. No care, just leave.
We went down the way to PM Pediatrics, which is another urgent care, but for kids and open until 10PM. About 10 minutes of me speeding down the road later, we were there in time to sit for minimum 90 minutes while we waited for the line in front of us to get called in. When the P.A. — because who the fuck ever wants to see a doctor anyhow — said she would need to “close” the cuts, my wife and I didn’t know if that was stitches or staples or fucking masking tape or what. Stitches. Three of them. Two in one cut, one in the other.
My sister lives up the way and came (at The Pecan’s request, which I thought was nice) and had Bluey on her phone, and because what’s a child’s medical trauma without a chance to relive your own, I sat with her on my lap while they put her right arm on the table and held her in place along with The Patient Mrs., who had her feet, and my sister, who held the phone so Bluey could be seen. Started at episode one, I think got through episode four, but golly it felt longer than half an hour. The P.A. and other assistant whose title I don’t think I ever got did a great job, considering, and I respected the hell out of the fact that at 10PM they didn’t stop in the middle of running the needle through my child’s arm to tell us to get the fuck out, they’re closed, come back tomorrow, or better, don’t.
We got home around 11 Monday night and The Patient Mrs. drove to West Caldwell (25 min.) to a 24-hour pharmacy to get antibiotics. Really, really glad we taught this kid how to take a pill this year. Quality of life improvement for everybody. The neighbors had sent the rabies certificate and left a gift basket outside the house and wrote a nice card and all that. They’re not strangers. They own jetskis and have a volleyball net in their backyard, so I call it the Fun House. The Pecan has met and interacted with this dog before; something just spooked it and it went for her. The actual definition of shit happening in the finest tradition of “shit happens.”
We kept her home from school on Tuesday. She watched videos in the morning as usual and then we put on the live Nintendo Direct because I’d of course seen all the rumors about the Ocarina of Time remake being announced, which it was, tucked away at the very end, in a quick “this exists” trailer. Coming later this year. I broke out into tears, I was so happy it was actually happening and the kid got to see it. She’ll play that game and remember it. It can be her Ocarina of Time, just like I had my own in 1998. I still have the cartridge. It’s still got my game on it. You get the idea. That was a great little moment to be alive, and something that, had I tried, I wouldn’t have been able to orchestrate better than it worked out.
After that, it was a trip to Target to buy her Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, which we’d held off because it’s rated for teens and is really just monster-slaughter and cutscenes she’s already seen on YouTube. But with the injury and trauma of the night before, I wanted to push positive memories and associations, so there you go. She spent the rest of Tuesday playing and having a damned good time doing it. She also had ice cream, which she’d had as well Monday night at like 10:30 after we got home. We’d told her she could go Monday to Friday on ice cream if she wanted. She forgot to ask yesterday, but otherwise had the streak going.
Wednesday I woke up ready to write and sat down and banged out 800 words of that Monolord review that went up this morning. The Pecan had her full-day visit at the school we want to send her to instead of the home-district public school and by her own report had a great, fun day there. No one contradicted this impression when I picked her up, and holy crap, even though it’s a half-hour from here and adding in that commute changes the shape of my days in ways I don’t yet understand, I really, really hope we can make that happen. Our first meeting about it, where we say yes and they say no and then we set up the next meeting, is set for next Thursday at 1PM.
Normally she gets a bath on Wednesday after school — and bathtime can take anywhere from 20 minute to two and a half hours depending on how much time she wants to spend in the tub — but with the bandage on her arm, I didn’t want to take the chance. She could be stinky for a few days. Yesterday was her first normal back-to-school day of the week since the bite and there was a math test she didn’t know about, so she got pissed about that in class and blah blah the usual it becomes about her behavior instead of how can we educate this amazing, genius-ass kid. I’ve said all that before. I’ll be saying it again next Thursday, and doing my best not to use the word “fuck” while doing so.
She had OT yesterday after school and the therapist was like “Little on edge?” and we gave a quick summary of the week to that point, receiving a knowing nod in return. The Patient Mrs. had been out Wednesday with her sister (who came down from CT to go see the Indigo Girls together, as they will) and had a board-of-ed thing last night, an awards ceremony that kept her out past 10, so she did that while I re-setup the Tears of the Kingdom Randomizer on the modded Switch so The Pecan could start a new game, which she said she wanted to do. Mellow by comparison, but the overarching anxiety about the fight we’re picking with the school loomed, and I was alone with the kid and correspondingly lonely as The Pecan sits facing the tv in the blue chair and I’m back on the couch wondering what I’m doing with my life. Everybody misses The Patient Mrs. when she’s out. When I go, I’m pretty sure things are better here.
Today is the second grade field trip to some farm, which despite her being in the special ed. class, The Pecan was invited to go on… as long as my wife tagged along to actually manage her and do all the work of both the teacher who couldn’t handle her in the first place earlier this year, and the paraprofessional who’d otherwise be in the classroom with her at the school building. Good fun. The Patient Mrs. was dutiful this morning but markedly less than stoked, and I get that. They also have Girl Scouts this afternoon together, so I expect that by the time they’re back from one, let alone the other, she’ll be good and cooked. All I need to do is shut the fuck up and handle my business. Can I?
Tomorrow The Pecan has a birthday party — which again, The Patient Mrs. will take her to; labor credit where it’s due, and that’s mostly to her — and I’m going to see Primus with my sister, nephew and I think one or two of his friends who probably won’t be hanging out with the old people anyway. I’m meh on the new Claypool-Lennon album (I’ll close the week with it next week, probably), but I’ve listened to Primus since I was just a little older than The Pecan is now, so don’t want to miss a chance to see them for the first time since 2017, especially with the new drummer, and especially with The Claypool-Lennon Delirium and the Frog Brigade — both Les Claypool projects — opening. It’s gonna be a good time.
This post is long enough but here’s a Zelda update. I think since I last checked-in, I beat the Ship of Harkinian PC port of Ocarina of Time, and the Dusklight PC port of Twilight Princess, both of which were brilliant. I’ve flirted with starting a game on 2Ship2Harkinian, which is the Majora’s Mask complement to the original Ship, but I didn’t like that game when I tried it on the 3DS emulator, so am hesitant. Meantime, as noted, The Pecan started Age of Imprisonment and the TOTK Randomizer.
Not strictly Zelda related, but next week, Square-Enix’s Adventures of Elliot comes out and I’m looking forward to playing that, and in the Nintendo Direct earlier this week they also showcased Final Fantasy Resonance, which is a new, original HD-2D game in that series made for the bald-dad types such as myself who went hard on FFII and FFIII for Super Nintendo way back when. It’s out in October. In my best impression of myself at age 12, I already told my mother I want it for my birthday.
That’s it, and that’s plenty. I hope you have a great and safe weekend. Unless you’re a fascist in which case I hope you fall on spikes and bleed out slow.
But failing that, don’t forget to hydrate. I’m back Monday with more of whatever we’re calling this by now.
FRM.
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