Friday Full-Length: Scissorfight, New Hampshire
Posted in Bootleg Theater on September 26th, 2025 by JJ KoczanOf all the discographies of all the heavy bands who’ve come and gone in the last 30 years, how many can be so in need of reissue as Scissorfight‘s? The New Hampshire riffpunchers were put to bed with a couple blowout evenings in the Granite State just this past week, nine years after first reuniting following a decade’s absence and lineup shift, so now would of course be the perfect time for a whole bunch of people to get into them. Just saying.
What was once a band released what’s still an album on what was once a label. New Hampshire, which was the third Scissorfight LP behind 1996’s Guaranteed Kill and 1998’s Balls Deep, came out through Hydra Head-offshoot Tortuga Recordings in 2000, and though it remains raw in its basic impression, it nonetheless represents the point at which they hit their stride. With production by Andrew Schneider, in Patrick Bateman terms, it’s where they started to come into their own, solidifying the aggression of their earlier outings around intermittently pummeling riffery and a fervent sense of in-the-country shenanigans, old movie references and hooks, hooks, hooks, piled on like dudes probably were this past weekend trying to get the mic to sing “The Ballad of Jacco Macacco.”
The band at the time was comprised of vocalist Chris “Ironlung” Shurtleff, guitarist James Jay Fortin (aka Geezum H. Crow, aka Fuck You), bassist Paul Jarvis, and drummer Kevin J. Strongbow (né Shurtleff; he and Ironlung were brothers), and of all the heavy rock made in the years on either side of what the ancients called Y2K, the place they occupied was their own. And no, I don’t mean they were the only heavy band in New Hampshire. But the state did become a pivotal part of
their identity — this record opens with “Granite State Destroyer” (“Weed, guns and axes/We don’t pay our taxes…”) and they would uphold the mantle of the Granite State Destroyers until finally putting it down six nights ago at The Shaskeen — and became part of their persona. To employ the stereotype, as the song does, if New Hampshire is where New England keeps its “keep your government off my lawn” libertarians and all the weirdos too aggro to qualify for Vermont, Scissorfight embodied this ethic with mischievous glee and duly violent tendencies.
Burl was always a part of Scissorfight‘s aesthetic, and for being so pointedly Northern, both the lyrics and Fortin‘s riffing had plenty in common with Southern heavy rock, and no, they weren’t the first to enter that conversation. Scissorfight were also punks. The longest song on the 11-track/40-minute New Hampshire is “Musk Ox” at 5:39. “Granite State Destroyer” and the aforementioned “The Ballad of Jacco Macacco,” which follows, are under three minutes each, as are “Roman Boxing Glove” and “The Gruesome Death of Edward Teach.” They were not a band to dwell, but one to kick ass and get out. But where the first two records were more stridently pissed off and raw, New Hampshire began to balance this with groove and melody. Ironlung‘s vocals were of the large-man-with-a-large-voice variety, and he could move between a growling ultra-sneer, semi-spoken verse lines, and grew over time as a singer as one will. These songs are an early but crucial part of that process.
“Billy Jack Attack” is where I learned that movie existed — see also Rob Crow‘s Goblin Cock, with “Ode to Billy Jack” some years later — and cuts like “Lamprey River” and the sludgy “Cycloptic Skull” aren’t about genre, or about trying to sound like some other band or do some other thing. They’re ‘living free.’ The quality of songwriting was always Scissorfight‘s not-at-all-secret-when-you-listen weapon. As a lyricist, Ironlung gave Clutch‘s Neil Fallon a run for his money in pieces like “The Gruesome Death of Edward Teach” and “Mountain Man Boogie,” which to-cowbell recounts the story of a guy named Hugh Glass who “found his ass in the jaws of a grizzly.” Backing vocals there from Jill Kurtz (who also appears elsewhere on the album) add a twist to the penultimate track, and it, together with closer “Dead Thunderbird,” were prescient of how Scissorfight would continue to develop for the next six years, which would see them release three full-lengths, three EPs, two splits and live record before 2006’s Jaggernaut brought their original run to a finish.
I’ve spent some time lauding their 2001 album, Mantrapping for Sport and Profit (discussed here) and its 2022 companion-piece EP, Potential New Agent for Unconventional Warfare (discussed here), and I guess I’d argue for that era as the peak of the original lineup era — what I heard was that Ironlung had written a Ph.D. dissertation on acid in pop culture; I’m pretty sure the EP title is an LSD reference, and not at all the band’s first — but New Hampshire was more than an important step on the way. It remains a defining moment for Scissorfight, a declaration of identity and persona, and a collection of killer, hard-hitting, heavy-as-the-Great-North-Woods songs that unrepentant in their destruction. They were always a ton of fun.
Things were different when they came back, with Doug Aubin on vocals — the lore on Ironlung‘s whereabouts is vague; not quite Syd Barret, but purposefully AWOL just the same — and Rick Orcutt on drums, but they were still Scissorfight. In 2016, the Chaos County EP (review here) on Salt of the Earth Records served as righteous proof of concept, and 2019’s Doomus Abruptus Vol. 1 (review here) added to their legacy of shenanigans-laced “backwoods motherfuckery” (as they once put it). They went to Europe for the EP, and it was a thrill to see them alongside Backwoods Payback in one of the smaller rooms at Roadburn 2017 (review here), but New England was always where they landed hardest, whichever lineup you want to talk about.
Last Fall, they celebrated 30 years of the band, which even with a decade break in there, is a not-insignificant accomplishment on the part of Fortin and Jarvis. The latter has been doing solo gigs for at least the last couple years, I’m pretty sure, and Fortin has a new band going called Motomags (who played at the last Shaskeen show) and one or two other projects, so music will continue to happen, even if the story of Scissorfight has come to its deservedly ceremonious end.
As always, I hope you enjoy. Thanks for reading.
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A lot going on and I’m light on time, so my intention is to keep this short. Already we’ve been back and forth to the school this morning for a meeting, and Wednesday was the big one where we had the IEP surprise-dropped like the last Sleep record on us, which was kind of shitty (not the Sleep record; that was great), and so The Patient Mrs. has been going through that and we’ve been gathering thoughts and back and forth and long emails and blah blah. It’s a lot. It’s been a lot. It continues to be a lot.
Next week, an Insomniac review, a Yawning Man premiere, and a lot of figuring out I’m going to do over the weekend. If you’ve emailed me in the last couple days and not heard back (which is just about everyone who’s emailed), I’m sorry. That’ll be tomorrow, I hope.
Let’s do a Zelda update for fun: The Pecan continues to enjoy the Challenge Mode mod for Tears of the Kingdom, slaughtering golden enemies and the god of Lynels like the pro she is. I’ve been ‘doing a playthrough’ — by which I mean me and my cheat codes and my walkthrough — of the GameCube version of Twilight Princess on my laptop with a graphics mod that makes it look way better, and enjoying that, except that the cheats I was using softlocked the game and I lost nine hours of mostly tedious poe-hunting and item-getting and had to go back.
I didn’t even get to pull the Master Sword again, which was satisfying in the game, and I’m back a dungeon and a bunch of sidequests. Last weekend, The Patient Mrs. took The Pecan to CT for the day so I got myself good and stoned and spent some time digging in. All that stuff I did I need to do over. I like the game, I just wish I didn’t have to get those poe souls again, as it’s a pain in the ass to wait for nighttime and it will take much longer the second time in real-life time because I’ll be doing it in like 40-minute spurts instead of four or five straight hours. I haven’t had much time with Tears of the Kingdom as the kid has been on it. I told The Patient Mrs. the other day we might need a second gamecard. Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment comes out I think in November. I imagine maybe we’ll make an Xmas present of it, but it skews a little older, so we’ll see.
That’s it for me. Have a great and safe weekend. Hydrate, be safe. Fuck fascism and its perpetrators. Free what’s left of Palestine.
FRM.
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