Admittedly, this poster is somewhat misleading. Check it out:

Now, I looked at that and immediately said to myself, “Holy shit, look at this amazing fucking lineup!” Literally. I said that. That’s a direct quote. But here’s the thing: Days of the Ceremony, which is apparently being billed as a festival taking place at Club Fono in Warsaw, is much less a traditional festival than it is a bunch of good shows happening in a row for which you can buy a ticket bundle. Here I thought Poland had put together a monster fest with bands from the North America and Europe as well as some from its own scene, but really, if you were going to travel to Poland, you’d need to stay for more than two weeks to see it all.

Still, it’s a cool poster and a dream of a bill, with Saint Vitus, Crowbar, Eyehategod, Fatso Jetson, Ufomammut, Weedeater, Sons of Otis, and the rest. I just wish it was all happening at the same time. Also that it was happening in New Jersey instead of Warsaw. Also I’d like a sandwich.