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Spliffripper Premiere “Left is Law”; Self-Titled Debut Out Next Month on Desert Records

Posted in audiObelisk, Whathaveyou on February 12th, 2021 by JJ Koczan

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You wanna know how much of a stoner I’m not? I tried to look up what a ‘bing’ is without realizing that the band is just screwing around and using ‘bing’ as opposed to ‘bong.’ No bings, just bongs. Get it?

Desert Records has signed on to enable Spliffripper, these Montana-based, reefer-minded miscreants, whose sludgy “Left is Law” you can stream premiering at the bottom of this post. The three-piece will issue their basement-recorded (one assumes if the basement wasn’t dank when they got there it was by the time they left) self-titled full-length debut through the noted imprint on March 26. Their mission is shouty sludge with due crust and no pretense about the various influences sonic and otherwise under which they’re working. You’ll note in the tracklisting below that the album closes with “Jazz Cabbage,” and that happens to be my particular favorite euphemism for weed.

Wonder how these dudes feel about edibles.

Either way, their anti-marijuana “weed kills” stance is a riot, and brings a very specific kind of charm. I haven’t heard it yet, but I’m sure “Funeral Bong” is a good time.

The PR wire has this:

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Spliffripper – Desert Records

!!ATTENTION ALL POT-SMOKING, DRUG-ADDLED, HIPPY-TRIPPING DEGENERATES!!!

Preorder: https://spliffripper.bandcamp.com/album/spliffripper

The anti-stoner reefer-enforcement squadron has arrived: SPLIFFRIPPER!!!

Assault your earholes with our message of the true dangers of the illegal narcotic: MARIJUANA!!!

Prepare your feeble, hazed-out minds for a sonic assault of sludgy death, cultic tone worship, and cannabis-fueled rage, with riffs so nasty, you’ll drink the bongwater!

Songs of overdose, addiction, loss, and insanity that are a direct result of this dangerous chemical substance!

Your skull will cave in from the sheer power of our propaganda, and you will immediately relinquish all hazardous or unlawful substances, which shall be placed in our possession henceforth!

!!!WE ARE COMING FOR YOUR WEED. YOUR GRASS SHALL BE OURS!!!

“Spliffripper is the living embodiment of propaganda, spewing forth the inane truths of the dangers of cannabis. Rage-fueled, hate-inducing riffs are bound to turn you into a murderous reefer fiend.”

“No bings
No bubblers
No bullshit
BONGS ONLY
*spliffs and jays are A-okay*”

Tracklisting:
1. Bongbreaker
2. Left is Law
3. Vietbong
4. Chief Kief
5. Maui Waui
6. Funeral Bong
7. Jazz Cabbage

Members:
Granddaddy Purple – Riffweaver/Exhaler
Sgt. Stoned – Doomstick
Smokey “Bong” McBongwater – Primitive Skin Slapper

https://www.facebook.com/spliffripper/
https://spliffripper.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/desertrecordslabel/
https://desertrecords.bandcamp.com/
https://desertrecords.bigcartel.com/

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