Okay, so influential UK doomers/atmospheric melodic rockers Anathema have announced tour dates, and guess where they’re not going, again? That’s right, America. Not even one show? Come on, man. Give me a New York show! How hard is that? If you need a place to crash, there’s plenty of room here in the valley.

What a shitter. In the meantime, here’s the tour dates for any lucky-ass North African, European or Latin American types who happen to have found their way here:

Apr. 04 – Acropolium of Carthage – Carthage – Tunisia
Apr. 29 – Palace Hal – Bucarest – Romania
May 05 – Incrivel Almadense – Lisbon – Portugal
May 06 – Teatro S? da Bandeira – Porto – Portugal
May 07 – Santana 27 – Bilbao – Spain
May 08 – Penelope – Madrid – Spain
May 09 – El Tren – Granada – Spain
May 10 – Nave 8 – Alicante – Spain
May 11 – Salamandra 1 – Barcelona – Spain
May 27 – Hard Rock Live – Mexico City DF – Mexico
May 28 – La Bunga – Quito – Ecuador
May 31 – ND Ateneo – Buenos Aries – Argentina
Jun. 02 – Teatreo Caupolican – Santiago – Chile
Jul. 04 – Fonofest – Cesis (near Riga) – Latvia
Jul. 05 – With Full Force Festival – Leipzig – Germany

And here’s Anathema doing an acoustic version of new song “Angels Walk Among Us” (the video is mislabeled), also not in America.