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 Post subject: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:19 am 
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Is that you don't understand the stress of having money.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-02-29/wall-street-bonus-withdrawal-means-trading-aspen-for-cheap-chex.html

This post brought to you by MadJohnShaft Enterprises, LTD and by Wall Street. And the letter "G," for "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:51 am 

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Yeah, I had to give up my fractional ownership of a private jet. I'm back to flying first class with the common folk. I don't know how to break the news to my family.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:52 am 
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That was an aggravating read.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:53 am 
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My slippers made of live kittens died, and I can't afford to buy new ones.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:35 am 

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I'm pretty anxious about the bonuses this year too. you try living in the world's most expensive city.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:36 am 
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The martyr-posturing is really what gets me. I'm obligated to own three homes and a boat. Who are they letting down?


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:15 pm 
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Is that you don't understand the stress of having [s]money[/s] employees.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:07 pm 
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The horror of having to buy discounted salmon.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:17 pm 

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This read like a piece from The Onion.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:23 pm 
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The internet is apparently All MadJohnShaft, All MadJohnTime.

http://www.theawl.com/2012/02/the-epic-live-tweeting-of-last-nights-park-slope-coop-meeting

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:39 pm 

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Those co-op tweets almost perfectly capture why I can't handle community/activist meetings any more. MBA MJS should know this, how many peeps working together does it take before the herding cats phenomenon kicks in and fuck-all can be accomplished collectively?


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:04 pm 
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needs more farmer-scientist and backyard chicken content.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:39 pm 
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How about a missing boy's hat?

http://gawker.com/166214/the-park-slope-hat-spat-read-all-the-emails

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:44 pm 

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Haha, my neighborhood (Cobble Hill) was mentioned a couple times in that article.
Douchebags.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:01 pm 
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Do they know you're there yet?

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:28 pm 

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Funny thing is, it's a really nice neighborhood, but the little block I live on is the crappiest one around. Whenever I start to describe it to someone, they are like "ohhh, yeah, I know where that is". Because, it sorta sticks out. That's the only reason I could afford to live there.
I've been here for 5 years, which is probably longer than most of those bankers.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:41 pm 

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We'd got our profit sharing bonus today at work. It's pretty awesome. I'm probably gonna upgrade my Mustang engine (mild cam, heavier valve springs, etc). That is what money can do.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:49 pm 

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The horror of buying and using single-ply shit paper.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:57 pm 

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I went from $50,000 to $40,000 and I didn't pay my taxes that year, that debt is hanging there 10 years later. But I'll bet at them private schools if you look at the wall clock some girl might think you're looking at them and freak out, start juicing up.

these days the biggest decision I have is which hand to use. it's pretty boring.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:30 pm 
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I bet these bankers and hedge-fond-managers are in a self-help-group with all the re-union-rock-stars.


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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:42 pm 
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I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire.

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 Post subject: Re: The problem with you sorry lot of Stoner Rockers
PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:52 am 

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17G on 2 dogs? They must show'm and have a handler 'er s'thg.
I gotta get one of those 17$ a pop dog walking gigs. Exercise fer
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