Coping with the Guilt of Not Going to See Clutch at Starland Ballroom Tonight
Posted in Whathaveyou on December 31st, 2009 by H.P. TaskmasterIf you look at the math, I should be there. It’s Clutch, it’s New Year’s, it’s Jersey, they’re performing the entire self-titled and filming it for a DVD, and I still have use of both my legs. Really there’s no excuse for my absence, and I
can only imagine the heartbreak the band will feel at my not being there. I can just see Neil Fallon on stage now, gleefully bouncing his way through “50,000 Unstoppable Watts,” suddenly looking out on the already-melted Starland Ballroom crowd, realizing I’m not there, and — perhaps not mentioning it out loud, because he’s a professional — but maybe tearing up a bit. Little tear in his eye.
But, although the reasons for going are plentiful, the unfortunate rationality of sitting this one out seems to have won the day. I will not recommend you follow me in this course of action — if you’re lucky enough to have Clutch tickets for a New Year’s show, you damn well better use them — but here are my reasons for not seeing one of my favoritest bands rock in 2010:
01. Starland Ballroom.
I’m not even going to debate the matter. Last year around this time, Clutch played Starland and it was so packed I had to leave early. When Starland Ballroom fills up, it is not only a fire hazard, but one of the most unpleasant places to exist in the entire world. You know that scene in Rambo: First Blood Part II when the Russian guy comes after the not-Viet Cong have been torturing Rambo and cuts open his chest for no good reason? It’s like that, only with overpriced Bud Light. Plus, they charge $6 to park in their parking lot, which as far as I’m concerned is like paying the gorilla to rape you.
02. I don’t have a ticket.
And the show’s sold out. Might make things difficult if I suddenly decided to make the trip.
On December 15th, Clutch will issue a double vinyl package of their latest studio effort Strange Cousins from the West through the band’s self owned label Weathermaker Music. This vinyl edition will feature two tracks that cannot be found on the CD version. The first is the recently recorded “Metroliner Special” and the second is an extended version of the band’s latest single and video, “50,000 Unstoppable Watts.” The first 4,000 pieces of Strange Cousins from the West vinyl will include a coupon for a free digital download of all 12 songs through the band’s website, www.pro-rock.com.
Just a quick word about this show. It was over a week ago now — Saturday, Oct. 10, to be precise — but the Clutch gig I caught at Irving Plaza in NYC has taken residence in my spine, leading to residual flashbacks and long-term developing appreciation of a rare kind. Careful analysis of the input factors, variables, controls, etc., leaves open questions as to the cause here to be explored:
After issuing their IPO in the form of the recently-vinylized Sign Here, Here and Here EP (on CD through the band’s own Venture Capital Records in 2008), the five-piece supergroup The Company Band return with a change in lineup and general approach on their self-titled debut full-length. The Company Band, produced by Andrew Alekel (Foo Fighters) with additional tracking by J. Robbins (Clutch), is 10 tracks of straightforward pop songwriting that is tight and given an edge because of the players involved. And before this review goes any further, it’s probably best to list them:
album’s recording process. “I never thought it would happen given that everyone has insanely crazy touring schedules. But sure enough the results turned out amazing. It was a strange reality for me, personally, as I am a huge fan of Fireball Ministry, Clutch and Fu Manchu. So to be in a room playing drums with members of all those bands was kind of unbelievable.”
The PR wire has it that riffy supergroup The Company Band, featuring Clutch’s Neil Fallon and now Brad Davis of Fu Manchu replacing Jason Diamond of Puny Human on bass, are about to release their debut EP, Sign Here, Here, and Here on vinyl via Restricted Release (
Hard to believe, I know, but over the course of their nine studio offerings, Maryland groove gods Clutch have gone from Eastwest hardcore-tinged upstarts to established blues rockers putting out albums to ever-greater fanfare, most recently via their new self-run label, Weathermaker Music. Released just yesterday (July 14), Strange Cousins from the West is in many ways the archetypal Clutch record for 2009. It hones in on the direction the band has taken since 2004’s Blast Tyrant — the beginning of the DRT Entertainment era, which culminated with 2007’s From Beale Street to Oblivion — planting mature riff-led rock songs with varying degrees of blues elements deep in the cerebral cortex of the audience while vocal madman Neil Fallon weaves tales of sleestaks and time spent in county lockup. If you can get past “Let a Poor Man Be” without a new brain-tattoo, consult a physician.
The man behind some of the catchiest guitar lines in stoner rock history, guitarist Tim Sult, recently sat down for an in-person chat at the House of Blues in Atlantic City, NJ. Clutch was headlining a bill with Wino (featuring Clutch drummer J.P. Gaster) and Shadows Fall, who replaced a missing Monster Magnet. The interview took place deep in the bowels of the Showboat casino, in some back room where on another night high roller executives might mingle with bored-looking women half their age and the scruffy likes of yours truly most assuredly would not be allowed.
Tack an hour onto the Parkway ride to Atlantic City because it was July 3 and you get me arriving at the Showboat Casino literally two minutes before my scheduled interview with Clutch guitarist Tim Sult (coming soon), rushing up the escalator to find the main room of the House of Blues and promptly sitting for 25 minutes while the band finished their sound check. When The Patient Mrs., who had dropped me off and gone to park the
car, came into the building, told her via phone from the backstage kitchen to just cross the rope and walk in like she knew what she was doing. She did and when my interview was done, we met up and went to grab a slice of crappy boardwalk pizza before the show started.
A little while back, Maryland gods Clutch premiered the track “50,000 Unstoppable Watts” over
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Veteran Maryland rock quartet CLUTCH are putting the finishing touches on their ninth studio album, titled Strange Cousins From the West. Produced by Clutch and J. Robbins at Magpie Cage Studios in Baltimore, the effort is the first Clutch original to be released on the band’s own Weathermaker Music, through RED Distribution. Label manager Jon Nardachone reports Strange Cousins… will be available both digitally and through retail on July 7th. He also reports the first single and video, “50,000 Unstoppable Watts“ will be officially released prior to Memorial Day weekend.”
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