I weighed myself, then took a huge shit Sunday after eating a lot Christmas Eve and day.


Just for ha-ha's, I weighed myself afterwards. I was 3 pounds lighter.


That is all.

This experiment was a lot sexier when it was nicster weighing herself pre- and post-poops.

Still, congratulations!

Oh, and I'm back at work today. First thing I did was wreck shop.

Nothing is more rewarding than getting paid to take a shit.

Just found what I thought was a turd on my living room floor, but when I ate it, it turned out to be a marinated mushroom.

It was pretty good, but I don't remember the last time I made marinated mushrooms. Surprisingly, it was still quite moist.

I agree. I love it when my body cycle is in line with work, and I can spend a half hour or more on the bowl reading and getting paid for it.

I do the same thing, I have my own bathroom, and when the kitchen slows down after dinner, I tell everyone "I'm going to the Little Andy's Room", and I take a newspaper, and I take my sweet time in there.

Dumping on the clock is totally mint. I like to use a lot of TP and would rather use the company's supply than anything I had to pay for.

i'll go even if i dont need to drop. nothing like a relaxing shit free dangle in the wind, and getting paid for it.

I think I'm going to shit at work today too, probably on the floor.

Assholes! Another reason to add to my list why working at home sucks.


;-)

This thread has inspired me to not wipe for the rest of 2010!!

I'm pretty disturbed that, to check what you thought was a shit, you ate it!!!

There's a website somewhere I've seen where you can put in your annual earnings and the average amount of time you spend in the shitter and work out how much you get paid in a year to take a shit at work

Actually here it is

http://www.workpoop.com/

I just did a rough estimate and it looks like I earn $1928 a year taking a shit that's £1253

I can only conclude that my shit is actually worth something so I may put it on Ebay.

I should also point out I'm back in work today and really fucking bored!!!

I was just kidding man, there wasn't really a mushroom, and I'm not generally in the habit of eating shit off the floor, that's why I have pets.


That site is cool though.

Our bassist used to pick up dogshit in the street and throw it about then go and eat without washing his hands...he reckons the germs gave him immunity to illness!!!

www.poopreport.com

^Great stories of emergency dumps, cutting cigars in public, and lots of shit-your-pants tales.

I've always wondered how long you can spend in the shitter before you get reprimanded by a company. I've seen some co-workers at some places spend a half hour at a time in the shitter, and I don't care how constipated you are, something other than taking a shit is happening in there. Someone should kick down the doors, saloon style.

Ryan, sometimes you gotta rub one out on the clock, try it, its very nice.

This is inspiring. Maybe I'll go for a quick wank in the break room sometime.

To retaliate against annoying co-worker scum, simply shit your pants about a half hour before quittin' time. If they whine about the smell, go into an epic meltdown about how irritable bowel syndrome isn't something you can control, etc.

yeah I'm not a fan if you can't take care of yourself, just let yourself go, not very attractive.