Had a baby girl yesterday, all went well. So I got some downtime from work. In between baby feedings and helping my wife...watching March Madness. In between games, checking out that Jersey Shore show. Car crash, hard to look away. I've spent enough time in that area of Belmar/Northern Jersey Shore to realize, unfortunately...there's a lot of truth to this show. The hook about it, is the cast at least finds time to make fun of their "reality". I can't help to get a chuckle out of some of the antics. I have experienced the situation of fake sun tan dye dripping on my vans standing next to these clowns at one of these so called clubs. It's ridiculous is so many ways. Oh the humanity.

That's so three seasons ago. If you have HDNet, check out Bikini Barber Shop. Same Jersey Shore nonsense but with nakedness, lesbianism, etc.

And congrats on the kid. Who knows what kind of bullshit she'll grow up to watch!

If she's lucky, nothing that you've had a hand in writing.

BAMM!!!

also, congrats Dnice!

Congratulations man!

Congratulations!!

Congrats. As a special gift, I was able to obtain video of this momentous event.

Congrats!!

good for you.

as for the jersey shore, they're all acting cool like they're celebrities now, but they had the marathon on and their first seasons they were all punks and hoes, just fucking bullying up on the weak ones and just the dumbest people ever, all they do is start fights at clubs and shit, that Ronnie I want to beat that little bitches ass, he fights like a bitch. the situation's the only cool one on there. that dj's a dork, vinnie's a douche, I'd punch all the girls in their mouths especially if it gets the rest to go toe to toe with me. they started too many fights and got famous because of it, so let's fight then mother fuckers, I'll fucking take all them meatheads. and the skank ass hoes, wigger ass dumbass mother fuckers. yeah now they're trying to act cool. too late. they go around picking on people, that's why I'm gonna fuck 'em up, on camera. maybe have a dude do it so I don't get in trouble, maybe wear a mask, you'll know it's me by how impressive I am and how bad I made them look. fucking bitches.

wait, what happened just now?

Congratulations, Dan, my friend!

Where do I find this "Bikini Barber Shop" show?

P.S. I despise JS, sorry.

Thanks Jason...and horns, L Ron, soundgardenia, bolt, dunkg, and others.

Revisiting sleepless nights, watching my march madness tourney get destroyed, and enjoying every minute if it. Currently my 21 month old son is sleeping on my chest, and the baby girl is passed out next to passed out mommy.

And yet, I've been cranking Craw all week back and forth from home to the hospital.

Stoner space metal and familyhood can co-exist, in a strange parallel way.

Shit, your boy's not even 2 yet? That's gotta be a wild ride.

We may have hand-me-hand-me down girl clothes. Bmail me if interested and I'll find out if I'm just full of drunken shit or not.

We go home tomorrow from the hospital. I get the feeling there's going to be a shit ton of baby girl clothes waiting for us, and a giant Beam and Coke hopefully. Thanks for the offer though John. Better yet, see you at the next weekend Boston multi band local gig that can't be resisted, and we'll have a beer(s) instead.

You're a father of two. Beam on the rocks, straight from the bottle, or no Beam at all. Man up, for Christ's sake.

Beam on the rocks? I haven't graduated to muscle shirts just yet. Save for dude date night when I'm trying to sell you on jaeger shots and 1 hitters.

Congrats! Quiet baby time is the best!

Almost as good as clubitup.com