Let's see how creative you turds can be.

A is for Asteroid, who carry on the fuzz
B is for Black Sabbath, the band we all love
C is for Clutch, who gave us spacegrass
D is for Dixie Witch, southern rockers kickin' ass

E is for E-Wiz, with their big pants love.
F is for Firebird, more like a warm dove.
G is for Giant Squid and their slippery songs,
H is for Hawkwind and their copious bongs.

I is for Iota, who came and went far too quickly
J is for Jucifer, who change styles a bit too slickly
K is for Keelhaul, who fuckin' rule, man
L is for Leafhound, Lamont, and Lo-Pan

M is for Mammatus, who's first album was fantastic

N is for Nebula who love a Smokin' Woman
O is for Orange FUCKING Goblin, enough said

and a second one...although not so stoner...

fuck people...A is for Acrimony, K is for Kyuss...

O is for Obelisk Forum, where nobody knows how to fucking rhyme

P is for Pentagram who wrote the classic "First Daze Here"
Q is for Queens of the Stone Age who's music I sneer

R is for Rwake, Rebreather, and Red Fang
S is for St. Vitus who pioneered the classic doom "thang"

T is for Techno, which we forever despise
U is for Ufomammut, glint of doom in their eyes

V is for Vagina which never is here
W is for Weedeater from whose stomach cough syrup appears

X is for the jpeg that didn't post right
Y is for YOB, playing with Tool later tonight.

Z is for Zoroaster, because pickings are slim

AGAIN!

A is for Akimbo who is criminally underrated
B is for Black Cobra who is finally socially masturbated
C is for Coffins who scare the shit out of me
D is for Danzig who buys litter for his kitty
E is for Earthless who jam all night long
F is for Fu Manchu who clearly fancy their bongs
G is for Graveyard, masters of Swedish blues
H is for High on Fire because they fucking rule
I is still for Iota because they're the shit
J is for me, because at four lines I didn't quit
K is for Kowloon Walled City who aren't stoner at all
L is for Lamprey who write songs like OM, Sleep, et al
M is for Melvins who heavily influence the genre
N is for Nether Regions because, har-har, vagina
O is for Opeth because I can't listen to stoner all "dee"
P is for Pentagram who takes the rock n roll lifestyle personally
Q is for Queens of the Stone Age, stoner-ish music to take home to mom
R is for REBREATHER! because of outbursts on StonerRock.com
S is for Sabbath, duh, of course I'd include them
T is for Tweak Bird, a heavy rockin' duo gem
U is for Unida because I skipped over Kyuss, whose music went pretty far
V is the roman numeral of how many strings are on a bass guitar
W is for Wight for saving me from headaches having to listen to yelling
X is reserved for a future bands, at present there's no telling
Y is for YOB who don't make enough tours across enough lands
Z is for the sound I make after listening to all of these bands

Cyberspaceship, because of your creativity, we're awarding you a five pound sack full of hair from the balding stoner rocker of your choice.

yay! I can add it to my collection of unmemorabilia.

If you choose Shane Embury (yeah not a stoner rocker but a pretty impeccable metal pedigree nonetheless) I literally have your prize waiting.

Did he sleep on your couch or something?

Nothing so benign....he used the rehearsal space/gear of my old band once, and as a token of his thanks balled up a truly impressive wad of hair and tucked it into my guitar case. My first thought when I opened it was that some hirsute rodent had been trapped and died in there.

If he was just a touch more of a celebrity I could e-bay that shit.

K is for Keelhaul? Really? gtfo

The implication that you've saved some guy's hair is rather disturbing. And that's saying a lot for this board.

It's true...I have been waiting to transfer it to someone else on the sly...the right opportunity has yet to present itself...but it has seriously been about 5 or 6 years. Ideally it would be pretty sweet to slip it back to Shane.

I was gonna be all "K is for Kowloon Walled City, dawg" but I went with the people's choice.

fixed that for you