In all your wisdom and understanding why did you let me ever get talked into seeing five finger death punch live. It's like insane clown posse and the back street boys got raped by disturbed. Holy fuck this is bad..

Hey Sean, God told me to give you a message:

"I did everything I could to alert you to their colossal douchebaggery short of stamping "DOUCHE!!" on all their foreheads. This one's on you."

I hope you lost a bet or something...otherwise someone owes you a lot of drugs to burn out the memory of that concert.

I accept full blame.
The ticket was free and I had nothing going on last night.
I figured "how bad could it really be?"........
Leson learned!
Hopefully I can get my self-respect back one day...

Sometimes you can be surprised - for free I would have given it a shot myself. But they are huge douches. Last Friday night I took my kid to see Corey Taylor (Slipknot/Stone Sour singer) on a solo acoustic tour. Wasn't expecting much. Left pleasantly surprised, was a fun show and the guy is talented and engaging. Main thing, the kid loved it and we got to met him which made her birthday.

There is one exemption--if it was done in the pursuit of pussy, God can forgive you. He hath seen many a man do many a ridiculous thing in the name of this sort of situation--seeing bad movies, pretending to like terrible music that you do not otherwise like, pretending to be someone you are not, etc.

I had to look them up on Youtube, because I'd never heard a single song of theirs before. I don't think they're much worse than the sort of hard rock the record industry has been promoting for the past 10-15 years. If anything makes them bad, it's that they manage to make the music so cliché. Everything about it seems to come from formulas whose shelf life expired a decade ago.

I suppose seeing it live would be a little bit worse.

kinda hurts your chances when you make clear to the pussy you're pursuing that the shit is horrid, so it's like you're set back weeks or months in your pursuit. unless you, lie to her. but she might know you're lying the moment you're in that sweet sweet snatch.

Now they understand why I gave up my job.

Was there any hot babes at that show?

Who's "they", and I thought you got fired for going on tour?

Well, that's the true dilemma--in your heart, you know that you can't lie about listening to shitty bands or seeing shitty movies like Twilight or maybe indulging her fascination with Harry Potter, but that's all part and parcel of the poon--pretending to like shit that you don't, heh heh.

You may have listened, but did you HEAR?
You may have asked, but were you ANSWERED?

I have farted: INHALE, and the rubber brick that has replaced your brain will melt away.

Only doom matt is authorized to talk about poon in that way around here. Ryan Electrocution, I served with doom matt, I knew doom matt, doom matt was a friend of mine.

Ryan Electrocution, you're no doom matt.

I stand corrected, heh heh.

Doom Matt + Doom Dom = Doom Dommatt

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