Fucking awesome!

I've got about a bowl's worth of kindbud in my van. I'm about to go smoke it & doom out to some Reino Ermitano.

golly, that's pretty clever woodgrain, you faggoty jackass

You're both douchebags. Who do I side with in the impending shitstorm? Confused.

I think it's high time you both smoke a fat bag of dicks.

I've got kindbud to get to first.

Bag of dicks? No way.
A blunt is all I can handle.

no doubt whichever one of us that's most likely to provide you with food. you know, because you are fat.

i smoked weed tonight, yes i did. very good.

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I blame the munchies. Toke & pass.

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anyway, jotund, i'm clearly the superior choice. woodgrain is what you would call a "douchebag in real life".

Yeah, but he's a douchebag with kickass weed.

last time I checked my douchebag quotient was relatively low. not that I'm trying to float my own boat or anything but I've prolly done more for and with sr.com than most people would hope to do for their own family.

the second half of that statement directly contradicts the first half of that statement

and you're pretty much a walking contradiction.

whatever the hell that means

and to think i said you look like a young obi-wan kenobi. pfft, my ass. i sense much fear in you, you are not worthy of such a compliment

since you apparently have the scoop on me, let's hear it

you first.

good one. very creative. much like your "unique" idea to put your stuff in storage and amtrak it around the country. how very original and creative. you certainly march to the beat of your own drummer, don't you? with such a courageous and original idea. gosh, i hope you put out a book of your memoirs along the way, that would be such a fresh perspective on such an original idea. we are all very impressed

Start a blog - TrainGrain 'The blog with Woodgrain on a Train'

That shit is catchy, it's not going to be the next 'Eat Pray Love' but what is?

I'm getting ready to smoke the first of many joints for today. Gonna watch football and then the season finale of Boardwalk Empire today. What a crazy life I lead.

Do you want to come over? I need someone to help me carry the 60" TV to the basement, since Curtis fractured his wrist he can't help me, then you can watch your HBO and Football on it.